INTERNET PROBLEMS EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING WORLD HAS

Hey ummm wtf isn't the internet working. Oh my god you are so stupid it means why the fuck. As in why the fuck isn't the internet working.


It takes ten minutes for a stupid tab to load fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
FML I HATE INTERNET.

Or maybe it's just my computer

WHAT THE FUCK

The story of the time I fell off a cliff

Guys one time I went to this really tall hill by my house. And I totally died. But then I came back to life. And I was this disturbing corpse. Let me start again. I went to this really tall hill by myself. I was there with my friend and we were on sleds. There wasn't even any snow. We were sliding down the dirt and my friend pulled my sled out from under me and I totally fell like 20 feet. And I amazingly didn't break a bone. Or die. But it fucking hurt. And I almost got bit by a fucking snake. But I stomped on it's head. And that motherfucker was still alive so I ran back up the hill. And me and my friend were throwing rocks at it. Like "Take that, bitch!!" And then I started to get paranoid that it had telepathic powers that was summoning all of the fucking demon snakes. And that they were coming toward me. And they were gonna kill us. And we'd die forever. The end.












We totally made it away from the snake attack alive. But we had to got to the hospital. No that was totally a lie. But we almost got bit. And we left the sleds there. So yeah that was a pretty shitty day.

Honestly my mind is pretty fucked up. I have anger issues, depression, anxiety, and I'm clostraphobic. Fuck off haters. There is a commercial about head cancer meds. Like right now. I mean I think so. Now I think there's some sex lesbo commercial. IDK BUT THAT'S PRETTY FUCKED UP. The history channel was on. WTF DOES LESBIAN PHONE SEX HAVE TO DO WITH HISTORY??!?!?!??!! So I learned that Thomas Jefferson hired someone to talk shit about John Adams so he can be president but then George Washington is president. LIKE WTF HISTORY OMG. But like if you haven't learned that I think you're homeless and aren't enlisted in school and life and stuff because it's like basic history people. I don't think phone sex and George Washington should be in the same paragraph.